Posts Tagged: humor

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Squirrels in the Attic

“5 sq’s removed so far. The tape looked like it fell down. I retaped the hole.” So reads the latest missive from Chris, “my guy” at the trapping service  I’ve engaged to remove the wildlife from my attic. Our relationship, now

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Squirrels in the Attic

“5 sq’s removed so far. The tape looked like it fell down. I retaped the hole.” So reads the latest missive from Chris, “my guy” at the trapping service  I’ve engaged to remove the wildlife from my attic. Our relationship, now

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Good Intentions Gone Bad

In this world, there are people who are very good at helping others. They are the first ones into burning buildings. They carry supplies to cities devastated by floods, countries decimated by earthquakes, islands deluged by tsunamis. They drive Miss

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Good Intentions Gone Bad

In this world, there are people who are very good at helping others. They are the first ones into burning buildings. They carry supplies to cities devastated by floods, countries decimated by earthquakes, islands deluged by tsunamis. They drive Miss

Pesach. A Small Diatribe.

Seder means order. Open the Haggadah, do what it says. Simple. Easy. The path is clear to see. Just follow it. Lift the wine glass; say the prayer; drink. Lift the wine glass; say the prayer. Don’t drink. Lift the

Pesach. A Small Diatribe.

Seder means order. Open the Haggadah, do what it says. Simple. Easy. The path is clear to see. Just follow it. Lift the wine glass; say the prayer; drink. Lift the wine glass; say the prayer. Don’t drink. Lift the

Forked: The Sequel

Well, the mystery of the forked yard is now solved. The culprit was a good friend of my daughter, who thought it would be funny. It was funny — although perhaps not unalleviatedly so for my daughter, since she was

Forked: The Sequel

Well, the mystery of the forked yard is now solved. The culprit was a good friend of my daughter, who thought it would be funny. It was funny — although perhaps not unalleviatedly so for my daughter, since she was

Forked!

I woke up — not early (I don’t do early), but still in the morning. The sun was shining brilliantly and I could see, from the slight sway of the tree branches, that there was a breeze. Stepping closer to

Forked!

I woke up — not early (I don’t do early), but still in the morning. The sun was shining brilliantly and I could see, from the slight sway of the tree branches, that there was a breeze. Stepping closer to

Grandpa in My Computer

On the first day of Passover I open my email to find a gift from my cousin Dianne, an mp3 file. The recording is of a family Seder from 1957. I click the link, and from within the computer I

Grandpa in My Computer

On the first day of Passover I open my email to find a gift from my cousin Dianne, an mp3 file. The recording is of a family Seder from 1957. I click the link, and from within the computer I